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Where have the social sluts of the Marion RFC gone
> There once was a time not too long ago when Marion would play a game of rugby only as a prerequisite for the social to follow. No matter where the game was held, no matter win or loose, no matter how few or how ugly the women might be, Marion represented. Many Marion Social greats have come and gone.
> Greats like Aric "when in doubt, whip it out" Knepp, Michael "Spooner" Kelsik, Mikey "The ol' Griffin charm" Griffin and Mike "The Missing Link" Redmon.
> The days of going ugly early have left Campbell looking for help in a sea of saddlebags and hairy legs with no one stepping up to nail the big girl with a face only a mother could love.
> I am writing this story as a backdrop for the honey pot of rugby women that were encountered this past Saturday who begged me, Mike and Ian to stay and go out with them for the night. The look in each girl's eyes spoke voluminously to how much pussy the three of us could get. Even after Campbell nearly knocked a girl unconcious in a game of Ass Rodeo, we were still begged to stay.
> So why is it that we left without tapping this apparently deprived resource? I could be wrong, but I believe it to be because not a one of us yelled out the battle cry, "I get the fat one!" leaving the backline girls to the rest of us. Where has that person gone? The guy looking to get laid no matter what surrounds the pink in the middle. Who is going to put their name next to the other social greats of Marion Rugby and make the life of their teammates a little easier. I ask one of you out there to step up or recruit the next player to man up, nude up and help a brother out.
> ...remember to ask yourself:
> When's the last time!?
> When's the next time!? and...
> Is everybody happy!?
> Cheers,
Redmon's Repsonse
I would like to remind you homo's who refuse to go ugly early of the following points:
1. Try it, you might like it
2. Fat pussy is tight pussy
3. Fat chicks have no hangups about giving head.
4. Fat pussy is cheap pussy
5. Fat chicks usually, not always, have big titties to play with. Still, if they are Flat and Fat, just refer to #2
6. You aren't that good looking yourself. That's right, you ain't no Tom Cruise or Mike Campbell. Rugby Rob is a classic example of someone waiting for that "special" girl to come into his life...Don't be a Rugby Rob with 6 layers of calluses on your palms. If it has been more than 24 hours since your last lay then you need to seriously re-address your "standards". It is like a poor man who thinks he deserves a Lexus to drive to work, yet everyday the dumb son-of-a-bitch ends up walking to work because that prized Lexus didn't magically appear in his driveway. Who would finance a poor man to buy a Lexus? What really Hot chick is going to screw an average to below average looking dude? He should just break down and buy the a car he can afford and enjoy the ride. So what if the only wheels he can score is a green 77 Gremlin? It sure beats walking.
Rugby Rob's Response
Rugby Rob just setting the record straight on a few points Redmon brought up.
1) I don't have six layers of calluses on my palms. Hand cream solved that problem rather nicely thank you very much.
2) Second of all I've had sex with the most beautiful women in the world i.e. Carmon Diaz, Gwenth Palthrow and Brittany Spears. Sure it was in my imagination about five minutes before I had to apply the hand cream, but it works for me.
3) When I desire something more tanagable, hey sheep need lovun too.
4) I still remember those "girls" you found in Savanaha. Hell I have nightmares about them. Except the one with the hump you needed DNA testing just to prove they were female.
Ruck on,
Rugby Rob.
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